Final Portfolio
Ranjeet Singh
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Comedy
Man: Ah. I’d like to have a quarrel, please.
Receptionist: sorry sir, but have you came there before?
Man: No, I don’t, its my first time.
Receptionist:oh I see. Okay,so you want to have one quarrel, or are you thinking of taking a course?
Man: Well, what is the price?
Receptionist: Well, it’s a Kg for a 10 minutes argument, but only seven pounds for a courde of ten.
Man: Well I think it will be good to start with one and then see how things goes.
Receptionist: Okay. Well, let me check who’s free on this time.
Break
Receptionist: Mr Paul Heyman is free, but he is a bit placatory. Well Yes, try Mr. Kegg; Room no.13.
Man: Thanks.
(Goes upstairs. Rings the door bell .Mr. Kegg opens the door.)
Mr. Barnard: Who are you and what do you need?
Man: Well, she told me that…
Barnard: Don’t say me this, you idiot!
Man: What?
Mr. Barnard: keep your mouth shut ! Your husband really makes me vomit, you’re empty, with a coffee nose, corrupt, stinky!!!
Man: Hey! Look, I came to you for a discussion.
Mr. Barnard: Oh, Well sorry, but this is abuse.
Man: I see, well, that seems.
Mr. Barnard: Oh Yes, you want that room 13, just down the stairs.
Man: Oh, thank you so much. I’m sorry.
Mr. Barnard: Not at all.
Man: Thank you. (in his mind) foolish fool!
(Walk down the corridor)
Man: (Knock)
Mr Simon: Go ahead.
1Man: Ah, is this a right time for a discussion?
Mr. Vibrant: What I told you .
Man: No, you told nothing.
Mr. Vibrant: Yes, I have.
Man: When?
Mr. Vibrator: Just Now.
Man: No, you didn’t.
Mr. Vibrant: Yes, I did.
Man: No
Mr. Vibrant: I did it!
Man: you didn’t!
Mr. Vibrant: I tell you I did!
Man: you didn’t!
Mr. Vibrant: Oh, I’m sorry, just a second (opens door). Is this a five-minute argument or a full half hour?
Man: Oh, just Trial.
